Thou art a ruttish apple-john!

Shakespeare is a Discord bot made by @minx28 whose core purpose is to insult people in Shakespearean English.

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Daily Sonnet: XV
But wherefore do not you a mightier way
Make war upon this bloody tyrant, Time?
And fortify your self in your decay
With means more blessed than my barren rhyme?
Now stand you on the top of happy hours,
And many maiden gardens, yet unset,
With virtuous wish would bear you living flowers,
Much liker than your painted counterfeit:
So should the lines of life that life repair,
Which this, Time's pencil, or my pupil pen,
Neither in inward worth nor outward fair,
Can make you live your self in eyes of men.
To give away yourself, keeps yourself still,
And you must live, drawn by your own sweet skill.

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Shakespeare Help List

==help Shows this helplist
==scene [play abbreviation] [act number] [scene number] Shows the specified scene, split into pages - use reactions to change page
[play abbreviation] must be a valid abbreviation
==list Shows a list of all the plays and their abbreviations
==insult [person/thing] Insults [person/thing] with a randomly generated insult
If [person/thing] is omitted, you get insulted instead
Voters' insults can contain up to 3 adjectives, non-voters maximum 1
==combinations Shows the number of different random insults available
==info Shows info about the bot
==invite DMs you an invite link for the bot
==servers DMs you a list of Shakespeare's 10 biggest servers
Only shows the names of servers you are in
==vote Shows a link where you can vote for Shakespeare
==votereminders Toggles whether or not you are DMed 12 hours after voting to tell you that you can vote again
==sonnet [number] Shows you the specified sonnet
If [number] is omitted, shows a random sonnet
==to be or not to be, that is the question Voters only!
Find out for yourself!
==insulteth [person/thing] Voters only!
Like the insult command, but instead of randomly generated insults, uses an insult which is a direct quote from one of Shakespeare's plays
==nou Voters only!
Is it not self-explanatory?
==prefix [prefix] You must have the Manage Server permission to do this
Changes the prefix for this server
==help also always shows the help command, whatever the prefix is
==dailysonnet Shows the daily sonnet

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